I’m A Sucker For Sanity-Induced Political Suicide.

Okay, kiddies, Pop Quiz.

Which of the following candidates are not going to get elected:

a. Hillary Clinton [RD-ouche].
b. Barack Obama [D-on'tcallmewhite, bitch].
c. Mike Gravel [D-amninghimselfbymakingsense].

/I'll give you a hint, it's not [a]
//dammit